Bird and Belle's Adventures in Marriage


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I wish I could take credit for this, butt I can’t. My Mom sent it as a distraction from more pressing matters with a note that said, “It’s a little butt humor, you’ll like it.” It made me laugh so hard I almost shot hummus sandwich out of my nose. Those who know me well (heck, and those who hardly know me) are aware of my adoration for bum and headshrinker humor. This blends both. Enjoy.

The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:

“Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.”

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read,  “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.”

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the Council, they changed the sign to “Catatonics and High Colonics.”  No go.

Next, they tried  “Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives.”  Thumbs down Again.

Then came  “Minds and Behinds.”  Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in “Lost Souls and Butt Holes.” Unacceptable again!

So they tried “Analysis and Anal Cysts.”  Not a chance.

“Nuts and Butts?”  No way.

“Freaks and Cheeks?”  Still no go.

“Loons and Moons?”  Forget it.

Almost at their wit’s end, the doctors finally came up with:

“Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends.”  Everyone loved it.



One thought on “humor

  1. I new you would enjoy this. I did not know it would make the blog. Glad you had a good laugh, I would have liked to see some hummus sandwich shoot out of your nose. Maybe another time.

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